Hillary’s “Lie Reflex” is only surpassed by the “gag reflex” she provokes in most voters.
If you have a strong stomach and a handy trashcan (vomitus recepticulus) click read more.
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I’ll Take the Fifth
Townhall reports, “Man Who Set Up Hillary’s Private Server Pleads the Fifth More Than 125 Times“.
Do you really need to read anything else but the headline? Didn’t think so.
Acme Recalls It’s Galaxo Notable 7
Acme Products announces a Safety Recall on their Galaxo Notable 7
Acme Products has announced a voluntary recall and exchange program on
certain Galaxo Notable 7 devices in cooperation with the Warner Bros/Looney Tunes Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC). Since the affected devices can overheat and pose a safety risk by exploding prematurely, it is extremely important to stop using your device, power it down and immediately exchange it for another one of our very effective Road Runner Elimination Devices.
Hillary Lives to Stump Again
Now that Hillary Clinton has returned to stumping along the campaign trail, Yahoo News reports,
Clinton’s return to the campaign trail comes as Trump has cut into her lead in
polls ahead of the Nov. 8 election. She was scheduled to attend a rally in North Carolina and then speak at a dinner in Washington.
Clinton, 68, had been resting at her home in Chappaqua, New York, for three days after being diagnosed with pneumonia and falling ill at a Sept. 11 memorial ceremony on Sunday.
So that you never forget, here are a few reminders of Hillary’s 09/11.
Stop Bill From Dicking Around – Vote Trump
Do your part to keep Bill Clinton from “Dicking Around” again in the White House. Vote Donald Trump.
The Intern you save may be your own daughter, granddaughter, wife, mother, niece, Auntie, or Grandmother (Oh Noooo’s). Hell, you might even save that old, broken-down bitch hound that hangs around the White House Commissary looking for table scraps.
Take Colin Powell’s advice as reported by the NY Post.
Colin Powell wrote in a stunning email that he doesn’t want “to vote for her” — an apparent reference to Hillary Clinton — in part because her husband is “still dicking bimbos at home,” according to the hacker website DCLeaks.
Ticket to Ride
The celebs have gotten themselves a “Ticket to Ride” out of the country should Donald J. Trump be elected President. Will we miss them? A lot? Or not so much? Here’s the rogues gallery.
The Beatles – “Ticket to Ride” (Live at Wembley Stadium) 1965
Vincente Fox – Statesman at Large
Read Politico’s article, “Vicente Fox: Trump turning U.S. back to days of ‘gringo feo’“, and you would think the Mexican-American War had begun anew.
“Absolutely, yes. And we suffered from that all along the 20th century,” Fox said, mentioning the likes of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, as well as the Perons and the Kirchners of Argentina. “And I’m surprised this nation is going back to the old days of the gringo feo, of the ugly American but also going back to populism.”
But consider. This so-called “Statesman”, Vincente Fox, calls a US Presidential candidate ‘brainless’, then smashes that candidate’s pinata effigy, and Politico has the chutzpah to quote him about his opinions of “Ugly Americans”?? Now if the shoe was on the other foot and the “Ugly American” candidate was Hillary Clinton, perhaps the story would have been different.
Oh, wait a minute. Hillary left that shoe in a ditch back at the World Trade Center Memorial Service. My bad self.
Typhoid Hillary
Typhoid Hillary rolls off the tongue a bit better than a more precise Mrs. Pneumonia Clinton.
