Kitty is worn to a frazzle trying to keep up with Donald Trump’s Tweets – and he’s golfing today.
**Kitty’s name is ‘Lil Pussy, but juxtaposing a little pussy with Donald Trump always causes a shit-storm.
In keeping with the spirit of “Letting the inmates run the asylum”, the leadership of the NFL has approved the new “player designed” headgear. Kumbaya, Bro….
A groundskeeper was heard saying about the new headgear, “Pussies to the left of me, pussies to the right. Pussies upstairs in the Broadcast booth, pussies in the Owner’s box and pussies in the Commissioners Office. There’s so many pussies in the NFL now that I’m catching a case of the cramps.”
Rumor has it that Ethan Krupp is worried that he’ll be out of work once Barry Obama is out of office. The soon to be ex-Pajama Boy realizes that even he isn’t as big of a pussy as the soon to be ex-president.