Bill Clinton – “Wake Me When It’s ‘Effing Over”

Yep.  Hillary is B-O-R-I-N-G.  So boring, that according to TownHall, “Bill Clinton…Fell Asleep During Hillary’s Convention Speech“.

Last night, Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton gave the final remarks of the 2016 convention cycle. Her speech was highly anticipated ….

Bill_Clinton_Which_First_LadyBut after giving his own speech about Hillary on Tuesday… it appears Bill Clinton didn’t have much energy left to watch last night and fell asleep. The cameras and Democrat vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine noticed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZVHNeBqtG8

Bernie Drops Out

That didn’t take long.  According to Heatstreet, “Bernie Sanders Leaves the Democratic Party” for a more hospitable destination.

The nomination was barely sealed up at the Democratic National Convention before Bernie Sanders, who had campaigned against Hillary Clinton for the Bernie_Sanders_Leaving_Philadelphia_VW_Sidecar_New_Lifeparty’s nod, went back to being an Independent.

Sanders, who considers himself, officially, an Independent in Congress because his views lean further left than the Democratic party’s platform, caucuses with Democrats. But until declaring an intention to run for the presidency in 2015, he had rarely, if ever, identified as a member of the Democratic Party (he’s been in politics since 1979).

Trump Dogs Weiner at Press Conference

Number 3 on Politico’s, “The 9 wildest lines from Trump’s news conference“, was this priceless gem about Anthony Weiner, aka, Carlos Danger.

3. On Hillary Clinton receiving classified briefings and Anthony Weiner: “Her No. 1 person, Huma Abedin, is married to Anthony Weiner, who’s a sleazeball and pervert. I’m not saying that, that’s recorded history. I don’t like Huma going home at night and telling Anthony Weiner all of these secrets.”

It just doesn’t get any better than this. If Trump doesn’t win the election, he’s got a real future writing for “Comedy Central”.