Elections

Federal, State, and Local Election Antics

Dances With Sheep

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elizabeth_warren_dances_with_sheepElizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.

As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.

“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas.  “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”

 

Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose

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mr_rogers_gives_2_fingers_animatedHoward, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user.  No, Howard.  If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.

Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.

 

Hillary’s Gift Incentive for New Donors

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As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”.  For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.

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For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.