Grab your best burqa and apply in person at your local Hooter’s.
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FakeNews – Will the @realDonaldTrump Now Do SNL?
That is a question. Since the @realAlecBaldwin is filling in as the @fakeDonaldTrump in this @FakeNews newspaper story about the @realDonaldTrump, I’m not sure whether to turn the page, change the channel or start following the @realDonaldTrump twitter feed.
Oval Office Cold Open – Alex Baldwin, Saturday Night Live
Snowpocalypse 2017 – Travel and Swimming Forecast
From AccuWeather,
The storm will affect heavily traveled stretches of Interstate 68, I-70, I-76, I-78, I-80, I-81, I-83, I-84, I-87, I-90 and I-95.
For you swimmers, expect frozen hair and frost accumulations of up to 3/4 of an inch.
Major travel delays and disruptions to daily activities are likely from accumulations ranging from a slushy coating to as much as 12 inches. The snow could fall at the rate of 2 inches per hour. Thunder and lightning can accompany the snow in some locations. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, had thundersnow early Thursday morning.
**Possible FakeNewsAlert – Do not make your swimming plans based on what you read here.
CNN Accused of Plagiarizing Fake News
**Thoroughly Sourced courtesy of “The Onion – America’s Finest News Source”
Russia Releases Photos of the ‘Golden Showers’ Event
Oooops! No they didn’t. It wasn’t Trump after all, but WJC with those Russian ‘ladies’.
The ‘Bonz’ and Joe Planning the Next Press Release
We’ve retired the Barack “Havana Bama” Obama moniker and introduced the new (SNL) inspired replacement, Barack “The Bonz” Obama.
Ronald Reagan – “Bedtime for Bonzo”
CNN Has Applied for New Broadcast Call Sign
In an attempt to capitalize on the current ‘Fake News’ frenzy, CNN has requested a new broadcast call sign – FNN, the “Fake News Network”. Of course, that’s nothing new for CNN, as they claim to have invented ‘fake news’. Or was that Al Gore? Or the NY Times? Or was it the Washington Post? Maybe it was Brian Williams…..or Hillary?
