“That’s Gotta Hurt”
It’s Acme Pumpkin Season
Time brings us “The 9 Rules of Every Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Cartoon“.
The Looney Tunes universe had boundaries as severe as an Acme anvil to the head.
A list of rules for the creators of the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons
has been circulating online and the instructions explain why every episode was almost exactly the same.
Rules for the show include a restriction on dialogue (save for “Beep-beep!”), setting (“All action must be confined to
the natural environment of the two characters — the Southwest American desert”) and outcomes (“The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures”). There’s even an instruction on who the real enemy of Wile E. is: “gravity.”
ObamaCare – How’s That New Premium Working for You?
The actual Hindenburg Disaster here.
Where Was Crooked Hillary on 9/11??
Well, it wasn’t in New York City as she claims here in a stump speech. Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.
She was actually here, in Washington DC. But, hey, the relationship Hillary has with the truth is like horseshoes or hand grenades. Close counts, doesn’t it. Or maybe the ‘intention’ is what really, really matters.
Breaking NEWS – Hillary’s Russian Hacker Identified
Star Wars – Swiss Army Lightsaber
The Force is strong with that one.
Daily Darwin – Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places
Darwin is beside himself with mirth after this unlucky suitor failed to find his love by searching a hole in a tree. It’s a good thing, Darwin notes, that his genomes weren’t involved in the search. That effort would have, indeed, redefined ‘prickly’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
