After stabbing Happy with scissors, then you squeeze all of the ‘joy globules’ out of him. And it’s done.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Shovel Patrol
Darwin is quick to point out that when one intends a ‘practical joke’ to harm another one’s family genomes, quite often a reverse-reciprocating effect is experienced, provided great joy to all onlookers.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
How Was Your Day At The Office?
They do their job so you can do yours.
So suck it up Buttercup, a jammed copier maybe isn’t so bad.
“Hands Up, Don’t Bite”
Witness the birth of the WWM (White Winkies Matter) Movement.
Perfect Canadian Wife
Girls with axes are hot, eh?
Bamm Bamm – The Baby Bottle Robot
Bet you can’t guess why this little robot baby bottler is named ‘Bamm Bamm‘?
Deep In Sheep
Rover’s got himself stuck in a Ovis Aries quagmire, for sure. Could that be called “stuck between a rock and hind place?” Bada Boom!
Here’s the Bada Boom! in case you didn’t open it. A triple facepalm by the Three Stooges is just too good to waste.