Apple Announces iPhone X Accessories

Not only will your iPhone X turn your face into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.

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FakeNews CBS – Color Me Biased

From Peter Duke, we find how the FakeNews Media operate ‘in the shadows’ to manipulate opinion and push their liberal biases.  It’s a fair conclusion that CBS would have made Steve Bannons “head explode” to prove their point if they could have avoided splattering gore on Charley Rose.

60 Minutes & CBS want you to think Steve Bannon is a red eyed monster.  It seems like 60 minutes would like you to listen less and look more at Steve Bannon. By subtly tweaking the color of the video, they make him look like a bleary-eyed drunk

H/T The Gateway Pundit

Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award

CBS Pittsburg reports, “Police: Taco Bell Employees Fatally Shoot Armed Robber“.  Who says you “don’t bring a burrito to a gunfight?”

Police say three employees of a Cleveland Taco Bell opened fire on two armed robbers, killing one.

Police have said two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Police say three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times. The other suspect ran off.

Investigators say ‘the armed robber’ Jackson was found with a loaded gun in his hand. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead.

***Hmmmm? Half of the Taco Bell crew was armed? Hmmmm? Just sayin’.

Hurricane ‘Irma’ Advice For Floridians

From the Miami Herald, “Irma becomes strongest Atlantic hurricane outside Gulf and Caribbean ever recorded“.

Irma spun into a monster storm Tuesday morning with sustained winds topping 180 mph, becoming the strongest Atlantic hurricane ever recorded outside the Gulf of Mexico and Caribbean, National Hurricane Center forecasters said in their 11 a.m. advisory.

Do to the bigly strength of the winds, the Weather Service offers this additional warning.

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