Now you have a true understanding of the old adage, “Make hay while the sun shines“.
rainman
The Last Refuge of a Scoundrel
Hillary’s last excuse for her little “recollection” problem. Brain Fever.
ISIS Beach Party
Abdullah just can’t wait for dark! Look at those beauties!!
Midnight at the oasis/ Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces/ Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven’s holding a half-moon/ Shining just for us
Let’s slip off to a sand dune, real soon/ And kick up a little dust
Come on, Cactus is our friend/ He’ll point out the way
Come on, till the evening ends/ Till the evening ends
You don’t have to answer/ There’s no need to speak
I’ll be your belly dancer, prance/ And you can be my sheik
Maria Muldaur – “Midnight at the Oasis”
Bear Spray Douche
Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to relieve his jock itch. Hmmm. There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.
A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he
had somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.
The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.
“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.
No Recess for Snowflakes
It looks like a Kid Paradise to me.
Daily Darwin – Practicing for Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge
Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
WTF – Not Your Grandpa’s Speedo
This is your only warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson. Click the “Read More” on if you dare.