Do Be a Debate Dog
Gear up because the ‘stuffs gonna fly. Hillary invited Mark Cuban (notorious Trumpophobic) to Monday night’s Presidential Debate and The “Donald” responded by inviting Gennifer Flowers (notorious buxom Bill Clinton paramour). And depending on the number of front row seats Trump has, he most certainly will invite Monica, Juanita, Kathleen, and Dolly.
Just in case the above ladies have a previous engagement, there are rumors that Trump will do a Clint Eastwood empty seat deal with name tags on them.
For that matter, Trump has a plethora of choices to get inside Hillary’s head. It wouldn’t be that hard for him to fill up the entire front row with Bill’s previous dalliances. Let’s see, you have, in reserve, Paula, Maria, Belinda, Naomi, Markie, Patricia, Elizabeth, Sally….
My New Home Is In Chappaqua
When Trump gave a speech on terrorism and immigration and said,
We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally, through a process…. No one has a right to immigrate to this country.
It seemed pretty reasonable to most folks, but not Hillary Clinton. She retweeted,
Hillary’s comment makes no more sense than me saying I have a right to move into this random house at 15 Old House Ln, Chappaqua, NY 10514. (Come on, Secret Service. Just joking. Using Reductio ad absurdum to argue the absurdity of Hillary’s comment.)
Little Miss TrigglyPuff
Little Miss TrigglyPuff is still alive and protesting ‘whatever’ again this year on your college and university campuses.
Yesterday we have Brown University’s student body president announcing she will be hand-delivering menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms, in order to communicate the message that “pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury,” and that not all people who menstruate are women.
And today we get the lecture about “micro-aggressions”, “micro-invalidations” and “micro-pin-headisms”.
All this for only $52,000 as year. No wonder these kids will still be living at home when they’re 35 years old.
Don’t be too disheartened, but check The Daily Callers, “Fancypants College: Equating Hard Work With Success And Saying ‘You Guys’ Are ‘Microaggressions’ Now“.
And here’s a reprise of the One, the Only, the Original Trigglypuff. Watch.
Trademarking “I Can’t Recall”
Always looking to make a buck, Hillary’s not going to answer any questions until her trademark on the phrase “I can’t recall” is approved. Then she’ll not only be able to avoid answering any questions, but she can collect royalties when ever her trademarked phrase is used or infringed upon by others.
Trump’s Tribble Troubles
The Trouble with Trumps Toupee is that it has Tribbles.
Looking at this could stop up a race horse.