Sen. Lindsay ‘MeeToo’ Graham Hacked By Russians

In a struggle for relevancy, Sen. ‘MeeToo’ Lindsay Graham divulged on CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room that he was going after the Russkies, bigly, because he got hacked by that KGB dude, Vlad Putin.

Well, I say put up or shut up, Senator. Show us the documents supporting your claim. Who hacked you? When were you hacked? Were the hackers State Actors or free-lance? What systems were hacked? Was any data stolen? What level of security did your systems have? Who was responsible for your systems security? Why are you just coming forward with this information now?  Are you and the Agents that gave this ‘information’ to you willing to testify under oath that it was definitively Russian State Actors that penetrated your systems?  Your turn, Senator.

Brian ‘Milli Vanilli’ Williams

Milli Vanilli  “became one of the most popular pop acts in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their success quickly turned to infamy when Morvan, Pilatus and their agent Sergio Vendero confessed that Morvan and Pilatus did not actually sing any of the vocals heard on the record.”

So, kiddies, you see why Brian has his new middle name. And here’s a few more wonderful examples of FakeNews brought to you by your favs, Brian and Hillary.

Daily Darwin – Keeping Your Head

Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


It’s Deja Poo All Over Again

Well, now you have the ‘real’ news. According to Townhall, President Obama blamed Fox News for the Democratic loss because “Fox News [was] in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country”.  That’s a wrap folks.  All you need to know is that it was somebody else’s fault.  Not Obama’s.  Case closed.


**Yogi Berra – “It’s deja vu all over again