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We’ll Miss You Gropin’ Joe
Joe Biden didn’t get his nickname “Gropin’ Joe” for no reason…
Author of ‘Golden Showers’ Dossier Found?
Could we have found the author of the infamous Trump ‘Golden Showers’ Dossier along with his two talented assistants?
Arrgh! Swashbuckling McCain and Kremlin Booty
The DailyMail reports that “‘I did what any citizen should do’: Sworn Trump enemy John McCain admits HE handed smear dossier to FBI – because he had no idea if it was credible”.
Well, John. How did that work out for you?
Chiraq – New Year’s Cemetary Field Trips
That Graceland Cemetery and Arboretum Tour last week was exciting. The folks at HeyJackass.com recommend it as your final stop in absorbing Chicago culture.
Free, self-guided theme tours through Graceland Cemetery can focus on Chicago’s great architects and their influence, the city’s turbulent history, its powerful and inventive citizens, or the Cemetery’s natural beauty. A road map is available at the Graceland office, near the historic entrance.
2016 Chiraq Murder Statistics from HeyJackass.com.
A New Pajama Boy And a New Sheriff in Town
Rumor has it that Ethan Krupp is worried that he’ll be out of work once Barry Obama is out of office. The soon to be ex-Pajama Boy realizes that even he isn’t as big of a pussy as the soon to be ex-president.