Allegory for ObamaCare

by

CNN reports that “Bill Clinton calls Obamacare ‘the craziest thing in the world,’ …“.  The second craziest thing in the world is this impossible water stream that we’re using allegorically to demonstrate exactly how crazy the foundational principles of ObamaCare are.

illusion_of_stability_animated_450
Click to be AMAZED

Bill Clinton criticized President Barack Obama’s signature policy reform Monday

while on the stump for his wife, calling Obamacare “the craziest thing in the world.”

Speaking at a Democratic rally in Flint, Michigan, the former president ripped into the Affordable Care Act (ACA) for flooding the health care insurance market and causing premiums to rise for middle-class Americans who do not qualify for subsidies.
“So you’ve got this crazy system where all of a sudden 25 million more people have health care and then the people who are out there busting it, sometimes 60 hours a week, wind up with their premiums doubled and their coverage cut in half. It’s the craziest thing in the world,” Clinton said.

CLM – Clown Lives Matter

by

ABC15 Arizona reports that a “‘Clown Lives Matter’ [is] march planned” for Tucson.  Let’s get in our clown cars and show our support.

Pope_Clowns_To_The_LeftOrganizers are planning a “Clown Lives Matter” march for October 15 in Tucson in reaction to the recent spate of frightening incidents — both real and imagined — spread in the news and on social media.

According to a flyer advertising the event, “this is a peaceful way to show clowns are not psycho killers. We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a hug!”

Leonardo–Take Your Goat and Shove Up Your Wind Generator

by

The Chicago Tribune writes that Leonardo DiCaprio says, “Politicians who don’t believe in climate change ‘should not be allowed to hold public office’“.

Capping a day-long futurist fair and alternative music fest on the South Lawn of the goat_wind_generator_tetherWhite House Monday, President Barack Obama told actor Leonardo DiCaprio and atmospheric scientist Katharine Hayhoe “we’re really in a race against time” to curb the worst impacts of climate change.

“We must empower leaders who not only believe in climate change but are willing to do something about it,” DiCaprio said. “The scientific consensus is in, and the argument is now over. If you do not believe in climate change you do not believe in facts, or in science, or empirical truths, and therefore in my humble opinion should not be allowed to hold public office.”

Now, Leonardo, in my humble opinion, the only good use for your wind generators is to tie up your goats. Contemplate that on your trip to Mars.