Job One. Bring home mice presents. Job Two. Makeup Crash Test Dummy. Oh, the humiliation…
Hair Of The Dog That Bit You
MD 20/20 “Bling Bling” Blue, satisfying ‘dogs’ from the bottom shelf for longer than you can remember.
As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called “Mad Dog 20/20”. You’ll find this beverage as often in a bum’s nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn’t stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full “Red Grape Wine” flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Sympathy For The Devil – Steve Bannon’s My Name
Lucifer, otherwise known as “‘Populist Hero’ Stephen K. Bannon Returns Home to Breitbart“.
Norks – Kim Gets a New Look
Meet the ‘Dear Leaders’ new persona – Kim Jong-Kar. After his big reveal, Kim was heard asking some of his staff, “You don’t think my boobs and butt are too big do you? And do be careful how you answer, boys.” Crickets….
Awww!! – Took The Midnight Train
“Just a small town girl
Livin’ in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin’ anywhere”
This little heartbreaker found here.
Journey – “Don’t Stop Believin'”