Not only will your iPhone X turn your face into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.
**FakeNews Alert
If you thought the book was ‘schlocky‘, just wait for the movie…
Lyin’ Brian Williams suggested to his Hurricane Irma audience, “You don’t need to take no stinkin’ pictures, just steal somebody else’s and post it. We’ve got your back. Yeah, Mr. Lyin’ Brian, FakeNews Specialist, Williams–tell us again how you did it.
The in studio MSNBC crew marvelled at the photos showing the storm’s winds had made the water recede:
PERRY: And one of the things we do want to mention because people have power are probably seeing this, don’t go look. Let us show you this. Don’t go down there.
METEOROLOGIST BILL KARINS: Tampa, you have six, seven, eight hours until they have to get to their safe rooms, but you know, you don’t want to be driving around.
That’s when Williams interjected to instruct viewers to “pretend” they had did something they hadn’t actually done:
“Forward this picture on Instagram, pretend you shot it, and pretend it’s yours, and we’ll look the other way,” Williams stated.
Let’s take a walk down ‘Memory Lane’ with Lyin’ Brian…
H/T NewsBusters
From the Gateway Pundit, “What Happened? Hillary’s New Book Sees Price Slash of 40% by Amazon, Walmart Before Release“.
Amazon and Walmart both cut the price of 2016 failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s memoir ‘What Happened‘ by 40% just a day before its release – SAD!
Witness a group of courageous ‘undocumented shoppers’ rescuing Air Jordans and other footwear from harm’s way during Hurricane Irma.
https://youtu.be/-6-xokjS4PE
From Peter Duke, we find how the FakeNews Media operate ‘in the shadows’ to manipulate opinion and push their liberal biases. It’s a fair conclusion that CBS would have made Steve Bannons “head explode” to prove their point if they could have avoided splattering gore on Charley Rose.
60 Minutes & CBS want you to think Steve Bannon is a red eyed monster. It seems like 60 minutes would like you to listen less and look more at Steve Bannon. By subtly tweaking the color of the video, they make him look like a bleary-eyed drunk
From NPR we get the ‘down and dirty’ about how Zoo’s prepare for hurricanes, “Flamingos In The Men’s Room: How Zoos And Aquariums Handle Hurricanes“. It’s like a Noah’s Ark with stalls.
