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Arrgh! Swashbuckling McCain and Kremlin Booty
The DailyMail reports that “‘I did what any citizen should do’: Sworn Trump enemy John McCain admits HE handed smear dossier to FBI – because he had no idea if it was credible”.
Well, John. How did that work out for you?
Donald Trump Slings a Pot
Donald Trump’s vast array of skills as a politician is as ‘bottomless’ as the pot he’s trying to make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grr5fJuWLSc
**Technically Mr. Trump is ‘ throwing a pot ‘ rather than slinging. But ‘slinging’ made the headline much more interesting.
BootyO’s – ‘The Breakfast of Hoodlums’
Or ‘The Breakfast of Gangstas’, if you prefer.
R.I.P. – ‘Pioneer Cabin’ Sequoia Tree
As reported by East County Today,
The Pioneer Cabin Tree, one of California’s oldest tourist attractions and a beloved specimen of a rare California native species, fell Sunday in Calaveras Big Trees State Park.
A combination of trunk and root decay and storm water runoff appears to have brought the giant sequoia down at its base, shattering it and a nearby cedar tree. No one was hurt. The trees fell when the trail to the giant sequoia was closed.
Cats – No ‘Effing Pussy Men Here
Appropriated from the Caveman Circus, “Taxidermist Carl Akeley posing with the leopard he killed with his bare hands after it attacked him, 1896″.
Not wanting to end up stuffing the cat with his own entrails, Akeley raised his rifle and fired twice, but he missed both times. On his third shot, the bullet grazed the leopard, sending the feline into a frenzy. Enranged, the big cat screamed and charged the American, all teeth and bad attitude, ready to take his revenge.
Terrified out of his mind, Akeley pulled the trigger a fourth time, only to realize that he was out of bullets. Downright desperate, Akeley tried to flee, loading cartridges into his rifle as he ran. Working the bolt, he turned to shoot, only to see the leopard flying through the air, fangs bared. Fortunately, Akeley’s first shot had wounded one of the cat’s back paws. Thanks to the bullet, the leopard’s jump was a bit off, giving Akeley enough time to throw up his hands. The cat sank its jaws into the man’s forearm, and the two started wrestling back and forth, fighting for their lives. Eventually, the man and cat grew weak and tumbled to the ground. Finally, he managed to strangle the leopard with his left hand while ramming his right arm down the leopard’s throat.
Today’s Bacon – Meet Our New Mascot
Introducing our newest Today’s Bacon mascot. Just like Dos Equis ditched it’s old guy, even if he was “the most interesting” so must we.