Brian ‘Milli Vanilli’ Williams

Milli Vanilli  “became one of the most popular pop acts in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their success quickly turned to infamy when Morvan, Pilatus and their agent Sergio Vendero confessed that Morvan and Pilatus did not actually sing any of the vocals heard on the record.”

So, kiddies, you see why Brian has his new middle name. And here’s a few more wonderful examples of FakeNews brought to you by your favs, Brian and Hillary.

Lock Her Up Reprise

According to Bloomberg Hillary “Clinton Plan[s] to Join [Jill Stein’s] Recount – Draws ’Sore Loser’ Jibe from Trump“.

hillary_hit_stop_button_b4_voting Hillary Clinton’s campaign lawyer announced plans to participate in vote recounts of Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan if they take place, yet doesn’t expect to overturn the election of Donald Trump as president.

My suggestion for President Elect Trump, is to reprise his call to “Lock Her Up”.  All he has to do is let Attorney General Jeff Sessions, both Republican Houses of Congress, the FBI, the rest of the DOJ, and all other appropriate and involved ‘Alphabet’ Agencies, including local jurisdictions, know that he believes that “Lady Justice” is impartial, fair and sure. So that no matter what one’s station in life is, Hillary, Bill, Huma, John, Cheryl et al., Justice will be served.  Best cold and slow, says I.

Daily Darwin – Rocket Man

Darwin dutifully writes that strapping a rocket to ones ass and then expecting a good outcome for one’s genomes has always been a delusion.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Real Fireworks

Darwin posits that when one consumes a 6 pack of Colt45 Talls and then stumbles over to the Reservation Smoke and Fireworks Shop, endeavoring to purchase a firework called “Giant Balls-Buster”, that same proud owner should not allow that same “Giant Balls-Buster” firework anywhere near his very own genomes.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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