Free Range Kids – ’80’s Style

whiners_free_range_kidIf you think being a “Free Range” kid was good in the ’80’s, you shoulda been around in the ’50’s and ’60’s.

There were no bicycle helmets or car seatbelts.  You were packed off to school with a rifle on your back and Twinkies in your lunchbox.  And, of course, the only padding under the school steel playground equipment was asphalt.

 

Daily Darwin – Jaywalking Genome

Darwin always questions whether the “Look Both Ways” recessive genome has disappeared entirely from the ‘Jaywalker’ subclass of the human species.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?

Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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