It’s no wonder that movie box office receipts are plummeting.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Never for Me, Only for Thee
Did you ever notice that rules don’t apply to liberals? Especially when Bernie or Hillary are pitching another load of “Free Shit”. Don’t get in her way…..
Trump Deraignment Syndrome Begins
Courtesy of the NY Daily News we get, perhaps, the stupidest story yet about Trump Deraignment Syndrome, “The complete guide to fleeing President Donald Trump’s America“.
For folks across the nation, the election of Donald Trump would make America grate — again.
The mere thought of President Trump taking the oath of office on Jan. 20, 2017, has already led to threats from U.S. citizens that they would leave our red, white and blue borders behind if The Donald reaches The White House.
But get this howler!! The number one “Enclave for expats” is (drumroll, please), Singapore–the Caning Capital of the World. I would encourage Meg Wagner, the author of this tripe, to take her own advice and try it. Then she can pen another piece and tell us all how it worked out for her.
Singapore might be your best bet. The island nation boasts the top quality of life for expats, according to a 2015 survey of expats by InterNations, a 2 million-person strong network of migrants.
The Asian county earned the title for its slew of high-paying jobs, welcoming atmosphere, stellar health care facilities and top-notch public transit. English, one of Singapore’s four official languages, is used frequently, especially in urban areas, so communication barriers are limited for Americans.
Move you Lefty idiots! These fine folks in Singapore will beat you like a drum, and there ain’t no safe spaces. Here’s your menu of caning choices. Chew on it. The list below is just a partial summary. The link clicks to a complete list which is a real killer.
OFFENCES FOR WHICH JUDICIAL CANING IS AVAILABLE IN SINGAPORE
Super Jedi Tuesday
Three men go in….Only one man comes out. Wait a minute, that’s from “Mad Max-Beyond Thunderdome” . Still works though.
Bernie Sanders Merchandise Takes ‘Hit’ After South Carolina Primary
You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
Republican Debate – Texas Style
I’m not quite sure how the old adage, “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun fight” fits here. Maybe it’s, “If you go to a knife fight, make sure yours is the biggest, longest and sharpest knife”.
Terrorist Takes One to the Old Melon
Here’s some irony for you. According to the Daily Caller, “Sniper Cuts Short ISIS Beheading Class With A Well-Placed Head Shot.”
In a stroke of irony, a sniper from the elite British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) took the head off an Islamic State leader who was teaching recruits how to behead prisoners.
The terrorist was probably not expecting to become his students’ example, but the sniper armed with a large-caliber rifle made him one after landing a head shot from over 3,000 feet away. The man was reportedly teaching 20 recruits when he quite literally lost his head.
“One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded. The commander remained standing upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing and that’s when panic set in.