The little landscape grouping is sure to impress your neighbors and your Homeowner’s Association.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Daily Darwin – The House That Darwin Built
Darwin reports that any fool with the cajones to make it to the third floor and back to ground zero, err…the ground floor successfully, will be awarded the ‘Golden Nuggets Award’ to memorialize their genomes as the most fortunate on the planet.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rule Z – TEOTWAWKI Decorating Tips
**TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It
Hey! Where are the zombies? Oh, here there are and there’s a bunch of ’em.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Kim Jong-RocketMan
Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…
Okie Earthquake Detection Kit
With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
**FakeNewsYouCouldFallForBecauseOfYourPreconceivedElitistOpinionOfOklahomans
Today’s Bacon – Don’t Mess With Junior
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
‘Effing Wall Goats
You got up there, now what?
