**As Seen in a Trump Elector’s email inbox.
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Barack Obama – Celebrity Spokesmodel
If he fails to land that role on Lena Dunham’s “Girls” TV show, Barry O has a fall back plan to become a celebrity spokesmodel for the world’s most recognized feminine hygiene product.
Obama Auditions for Role on “Girls” TV Show
Barack H. Obama, channeling feminist icon, Lena Dunham, sent her this photo in the hopes of landing a role on “Girls”. As the soon to be ex-president was stuffing the photo into the envelope he was heard saying, “a girls gotta do what a girls gotta due to get by”.
No Hablo Refugees
The free ride ends 01/20/2017.
Observations On Trump’s Electoral College Win
The Grumpy faces tell it all. 304 Electoral Votes for Donald Trump, the next President of the United States of America.
And “Heeere’s Walter“!!
Obama Fiddles While Archduke Assasinated
Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing. And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov. Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.
High Noon Shootout At The Not So OK DNC Coral
From Townhall, “Brazile Says Trump ‘Weaponized’ The DNC’s Hacked Emails“.
In her Sunday interview, Brazile doubled down on the hacks and blamed President-elect Donald Trump for using their compromised emails for political purposes.
“The emails were weaponized,” she insists. “Donald Trump used this information in ways to also sow division. I was very disappointed in his repeated usage some of the stolen information. He used it as if he received daily talking points.”
So tell me Donna, don’t I remember the Dems taking a tape of Mitt Romney referring to the ‘infamous 47 percent’ and use it to put Mittens down like a dog–speaking of which, that poor old car top riding hound of his was used for the coup de gras. And speaking of nukes, how about that ‘Access Hollywood’ tape they dropped on Trump? I don’t think they were playing beanbag, do you?
Who Let the Monkeys Out?
After an eight year hiatus in which monkey references were considered racist when discussing a President, liberal democrats see fit to release those monkeys again. SNL Likens Trump to Monkey with Machine Gun. So as long as it is now acceptable by Liberal Democratic Standards to refer to Presidents as monkeys, we’ll open a new category – “Monkeyshines”.
Here’s the first installment from our scrapbook of all things monkey.
