The Berkeley ‘Antifa’ protesters have a new tactic. Throwing poop.
SJW’s – Social Justice Warriors
New Starbucks Drink
Naw. It’s not the Starbucks’s Unicorn Frappuccino that tastes like sour birthday cake mixed with a creamsicle covered in Pixie Stix and a healthy sprinkling of despair. No. It’s the Iced White Privilege SOB. Drink up.
Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings
Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise. Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved. He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.
1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….
**FakeNewsAlert**
Taking Aim At Target
From Breitbart, “Target Retailer Hits $15 Billion Loss Since Pro-Transgender Announcement“.
The stock value of transgender-champion Target Corp. crashed by 13.5 percent this week after the company’s sales again fell below investors’ expectations.
Target’s stock value is now down by 30 percent since it sparked a consumer boycott by embracing the transgender political agenda. That 30 percent drop has slashed investors’ wealth by roughly $15 billion.