FakeNews CNN – All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper

FakeNews CNN premiered their new mobile “News Station” at the Coos Bay, Oregon 4th of July/Northern Spotted Owl Lives Combined Celebratory Event.  CNN’s President, Jeff Zucker, wanted to field test some new slogans with some low information, uncritical, lefty Liberal viewers before unveiling them prime time.  Amongst the contenders,  “Our News Wipes Fox New’s Ass”, “All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper”, and Jeff’s very ownliest favorite, “Holy Crap, We’re All Gonna Die.”

Mostly Irrelevant CNN – Always a Bridesmaid

What’s the old saying? If your adversary is digging a hole, don’t take his shovel”. These types of antics by Jeff Zucker’s CNN definitely don’t bode well for anyone’s job security at CNN. The At&T/Time-Warner merger is worth a lot more than the petulant angst of a formerly significant news network trying to get it’s front row seat back at the White House Press Briefing. Imagine. Playing second fiddle to The Gateway Pundit. The horror…

FakeNews CNN Outs Trump Wrestling GIF Author – Update #CNNBlackmail

Update #CNNBlackmail – Number 1 Twitter trending hashtags. Will CNN apologize or dig themselves in deeper? Could #ApologizeNowCNN be the next big Twitter trender?

From CNN, “How CNN found the Reddit user behind the Trump wrestling GIF“.

Jeff Zucker – FakeNews CNN’s Chief Huckster or, if you will, Big Pruny-faced Honcho in charge

So CNN used it’s substantial assets to locate a reasonably innocuous (and clever) internet troll that just happened to juxtapose CNN’s logo in place of the head of  WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who in turn, just happened to get clotheslined by none other than Donald J. Trump.  A perfect takedown.  A video turned viral.  Up against the wall, troll!  Recant!  Repent!  And promise never to poke fun at FakeNews CNN ever, ever again.  Or ELSE.  SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN…

CNN is not publishing “HanA**holeSolo’s” name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.
CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.

But, you ask, what does Mr.”Do as I say, Not as I do” Zucker do when confronted with FakeNews CNN’s own issues? Well, #Snowflakes, he beats feet and runs when confronted with questions about FakeNews CNN’s own hypocrisy and lack of credibility. Watch him run from Project Veritas.  See Jeff run.  Jeff is a Dick, isn’t he Jane?

Jeff Zucker’s Really, Really Bad Week

The start of this unfortunate commuter’s week is rivaled only by the State of CNN’s, Jeff Zucker’s, Union. One could say Mr. Zucker’s week could only get worse if James O’Keefe were to release another expose on the Mainstream Media’s feckless coverage of the ‘FakeNews’ Trump-Russia Collusion story. Oh my. There is another video, “NEW VERITAS VIDEO: American Pravda: CNN“.  Click to watch.

Stay tuned for our coverage of CNN’s own Jim Acosta on the floor of the White House Briefing Room, kicking, flailing and throwing a screaming tantrum fit, because Sean Spicer was ignoring him.

Every Picture Tells a Story

The Wall Street Journal headline explains the sad, sad faces on the CNN Election crew, “GOP’s Karen Handel Beats Democrat Jon Ossoff in Georgia“.  Every picture does tell a story, don’t it?

Rod Stewart – “Every Picture Tells a Story”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqRWA35INOc

‘Bagdad Wolf’ Defends “Brain Muncher” Associate’s Trump Attacks

From the Daily Caller we get this tasty morsel, “CNN Host Who Ate Human Brain Says Trump Is An ‘Embarrassment To Humankind’“.  In his colleague’s defense, Bagdad Wolf Blitzer stated, “Trump made Reza eat the brains which cause him to contract ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ a disease quite similar to Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) or ‘Mad Cow Disease’.  Yuk.

Bagdad Wolf show defending ‘Braineater’ Reza Aslan

CNN host Reza Aslan, who recently ate human brain on national television, called President Trump an “embarrassment to humankind” for reiterating his call for a travel ban in the aftermath of the London terror attacks.

“We need to be smart, vigilant and tough. We need the courts to give us back our rights,” Trump tweeted. “We need the Travel Ban as an extra level of safety!”

“This piece of shit is not just an embarrassment to America and a stain on the presidency,” Aslan tweeted in response. “He’s an embarrassment to humankind.”

Sean Spicer Hands Out Awards at Press Briefing

Enjoy this little interchange at Tuesday’s Press Briefing, as reported by The Gateway Pundit,

It was then that CNN-FAKE NEWS  “reporter” Jim Acosta smugly asked, “Can you give me an example of FAKENEWS, Sean?”

That is when Spicer, never to be henpecked by the MSM, fired back: “ABSOLUTELY JIM. I’ll give you an example. Friday the president was having a great discussion at the G7 and someone from the BBC and then the New York times reTweeted that the President was being rude by disrespecting the Italian Prime Minister, when INFACT you all in every one of the meetings that you sit in watch the President with the one earpiece that has been used by other presidents. […] And that’s the kind of thing that the BBC and then ultimately a reporter whose joining the New York Times push out and perpetuate with no apology! You’re shaking your head Peter…”Peter Baker,  the White House Correspondent for Carlos Slim’s Blog, the New York Times, apparently disagreed with the facts.

Peter Baker,  the White House Correspondent for Carlos Slim’s Blog, the New York Times, apparently disagreed with the facts.