Huma’s Weiner…

…has too much time on his hands.  Or can’t keep his weinie out of the ringer.  Or keeps stepping on his dick.  Carlos Danger, the Mongoose, is the gift that keeps on giving as the New York Post is wont to report, “Anthony Weiner caught in new flirty online chat“.

First he was Carlos Danger. Now — in yet another sexting scandal — he’s a randy “mongoose.”

Anthony_Weiner_Mongoose_CaptureSext fiend Anthony Weiner boasted of his animal prowess — claiming he was “deceptively strong . . . like a mongoose” — and gave his cellphone number to a college student during a flirty, private online chat on a recent trip to Los Angeles, The Post has learned.

But the joke was on the horndog pol, whose wife, Huma Abedin, is a top aide and close confidante of Hillary Clinton.

The target of his online affection was really a dude.

Daily Darwin – Genomic Demise by Exercise

Darwin always chortles when he sees some fool exercising, especially when said fool’s genomes get crushed in a treadmill mishap.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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