I can’t wait to see the CAT D-9 Dozer fly…
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Doesn’t Look Like Shrimp on the Barbie to Me
No. That’s “Hillary on the Barbie”. It’s a different sort of bottom dwelling crustacean that tastes a bit like chicken. Thanks again to the New York Post for cooking up this enticing aromatic dish.
Daily Darwin – Skateboarder Nutcase
Darwin says that if you chose to be a skateboarding nutcase, it would be well of you to keep your nuts in their own case, just sayin’ genomically.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
GB Vs. EU Snowflakes
Just remember, “Never take a minnow to a fish fight“.
Caitlyn “Bruce” Jenner’s New Gig
Ms. Jenner’s fallback gig after “I Am Cait” gets cancelled is a new line of Tranny-T’s with the humorous social message that it’s “alright not to make the cut“. Cancelled. Cut?
Regarding George Will’s Exit – (2)
Mr. Will. Just in case you missed the sentiments expressed in original Regarding George Will’s Exit post, here’s what that prissiest minion of bow ties, Mr. Rogers, thinks about your departure from the Republican Party.
