“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Daily Darwin – Darwin’s WTF Bicycle

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Darwin shakes his head as he as he ponders the conundrum of “why anyone would build a two story bicycle” and then actually try to ride it.  “Look Ma, no training wheels.”  Heh.  Or “Look Ma, I’ve fallen and squashed my genomes, and I can’t get up!”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Hot Dog Bandit Shoots Self In His Junk

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Darwin says there is something about a hot dog stand robbery gone awry that warms the cockles of his heart.  See the Breitbart report, “Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis“.  Ouch!!

Darwin, still wincing after visualizating the havoc a bullet would render upon ones ‘ownliest’ genomes, stated for the record, “That Home Boy really knows how to chlorinate a genome pool.”

“Shot in the Junk-O-Meter” courtesy of HeyJackass.com

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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