FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.

MSNBC’s Joy Reid – Russian Troll Favorite

Boris and Natasha Trolling MSNBC’s Joy Reid

The irony is definitely ‘strong with this one’.  MSNBC has survived this past 2 years by serving their viewers a steady diet of ‘Trump Hating’ and ‘Russian Colluding’ goodies.  One of the chief chefs has been, none other than, Joy Reid.  And now we find that Russian trolls, Boris and Natasha, are the ones who have been writing the ‘restaurant reviews’, so to speak.

Law & Crime reports, “MSNBC Host Joy-Ann Reid Was Apparently Russian Trolls’ Favorite Pundit“.

Somewhat lost in the flood of recriminations, however, was news that the Russian trolls favored one political pundit far in excess of their support for Sanders—and roughly half as much as Donald Trump.

According to an analysis of the raw data by Law&Crime, Joy-Ann Reid–recently and glowingly profiled as a heroine of the #Resistance by the New York Times–received some 267 total retweets by the private sector Russian troll brigade.

Hillary’s Sid ‘Vicious’ Blumenthal Does Russian Dossier Dance

As reported by the Daily Caller, “Gowdy Suggests Sid Blumenthal Is Key Dossier Source“.  One could say that Hillary Clinton not only paid for the infamous “Russian Dossier”, but  wrote it, too – if not her pen to paper, her editorial control then, if Blumenthal indeed did provide grist for Steele’s Dossier.

Sid Blumenthal – 00V icious

Republican Rep. Trey Gowdy suggested on Fox News Tuesday evening that Hillary Clinton confidant Sid Blumenthal is one domestic source for the infamous dossier alleging dangerous connections between President Donald Trump and Russia.

Gowdy told “The Story” host Martha McCallum that Blumenthal gave information to Christopher Steele, the former intelligence officer who authored the dossier which served as the basis for a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court warrant Republicans say was politically motivated.

Here’s Sid practicing his Russian Dossier Dancing technique.

‘Haunch of Acosta’

For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper.  Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.

Comey Tweets ‘It’s All A Nothingburger’

Na Na Na Na! Hey Hey Goodbye!

Well, no, James. That’s all for today, but don’t worry…be happy. There’s tomorrow, and next Tuesday, and Monday the week after, and April and on and on. So do be prepared to eat your fill of Nothingburgers.