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What? Lindsey Graham Forgot He Voted for the #SchumerShutdown

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Senator Lindsey Graham – The Early Years

Senator. You were the shining bi-partisan example Chuck Schumer used to justify his #SchumerShutdown. Didn’t waste any time starting your rehab did you? We will never forget the Reagan Amnesty cluster-fuck. And you shouldn’t either.

Ana Navarro – Closet Republican

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Actually, she’s only a Republican when she’s in her closet counting her shoes.  Would that make her Democrat in Republican shoes?

Inside Ana “Imelda” Navarro, Shoehorn Republican’s Closet

**Yes, I know. Nicaragua is not even close to the Philippines.

Nicholas Cage – “I’ll Take Crappy Role, Just Pay Me”

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Not that Nicholas Cage ever had much ‘artistic integrity’ to begin with, but did you ever wonder why he’s showing up in every ‘piece of shit’ role in every ‘shithole’ straight to DVD movie imaginable?  You know what I mean.  Those movies that you’re tempted to let your dog dump on before you return them to Redbox?  The answer is simple.  Nick Cage has a spending problem every bit as bad a Johnny Depp’s, but not quite the “Star Powered” salary.

So Nick has to take the McDonald’s approach (although McDonald’s does at least pay lip service to QUALITY), “Make a little bit of profit on a whole lot of burgers” – or movies, in Nick’s case.  Here’s what CNBC reports.

But Cage didn’t hold on to his fortune for long. He squandered it away on a string of expensive and often eccentric purchases, eventually facing foreclosure on several properties and owing the IRS $6.3 million in property taxes.

Now worth around $25 million, Cage is taking roles left and right to help pay off his debts.

You can check the foolishness in full by following the link to CNBC, or you can just say “enough” to the ubiquitous Mr. Cage. Hold on! Isn’t “The Ubiquitous Mr. Cage” the working title for Nick’s next movie? Prolly….

FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta Is Getting Snarky Again

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At least you’re consistent, Jim. You take a pounding for being a weasel day in and day out, and you just keep being a weasel.

FakeNews CNN’s Reporter Jim Acosta

**Disclaimer-The family Mustelidae (which also includes badgers, otters, and wolverines) is often referred to as the “weasel family”.  The ‘hair’ resemblance is uncanny, don’t you think?

Daily Darwin – Electrician Ladder Brigade Two-fer

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Darwin hilariously points out that this Darwin Award candidate belongs to the rarefied category of ‘Two-fers’, those that seek to wreck havoc on their genomes in two ways simultaneously. In this case, by Ladder and by Electricity.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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#SchemingSchumer And His #ShutdownDreamers

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President Trump’s new ad, “Complicit”, inexorably ties the Democrats to Illegal Immigrant crime. #SchemingSchumer and his Democratic cohort will own every murder, every rape, every drug deal, every strong arm robbery, every drug overdose death and every other crime committed by these #ShutdownDreamers. It’s a shame that the only trial #SchemingSchumer and his Democrats will stand for is election, because they are certainly ‘complicit’ in the rest.

Here’s a few of #SchemingSchumer’s finest #ShutdownDreamers.