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Dump Monday Night Football

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You’ve still got turkey left that you have to try and find a unique, new way to fix as left-overs.  And you still haven’t put up your Christmas lights.  So get cracking.  Turn off the TV.  Besides tonight’s games are a competition of the mediocre.  The Houston Texans are 4-6.  Big Whoop.  And the Baltimore Ravens are 5-5.  Somebody will win and somebody will lose.  One team will be 5-6 and the other 6-5.  Impressive!!!  Not so much…

If a Wall Is Good Enough For Taylor Swift, Then It’s Good Enough For America

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This ironic, hypocritical howler comes from Vanity Fair, “Taylor Swift Is Building a Wall“.

Some walls are meant to keep people in. Some walls are meant to keep people out. Some walls can be broken down with solid therapy and two glasses of Cab Sauv. Taylor Swift, for her part, is building a wall around her Beverly Hills mansion. It’s hard to say what kind of wall this one will be yet, but the objective appears to be keeping paparazzi and other bogeymen out, according to TMZ, which has viewed the permit for the new build.