The Democrats have a plethora of “Stooges”, but for today, ‘Maxi’ Waters, ‘Lizi’ Warren, and ‘Nani’ Pelosi are our favorites. Chuck, Al and Cory, your turn is coming.
Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren – Pow-Wow 2020
**Editor’s note – All American Eagle feathers used in Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren’s faux-Indian headdress were gleaned from the remains of birds murdered by the White man’s Wind Generator totem.
Hillary Addresses Her Minions
I bet you thought it was these Minions that Hillary was addressing. Not! These Minions were too busy yukking it up about Elizabeth ‘Pocahantas’ Warren’s “nasty women” speech.
Dances With Sheep
Elizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.
As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.
“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas. “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”
Trumpnado Week Has Ended
Yes, it’s sad…Trumpnado Week has concluded.
But stay tuned, things will be “Shining” in Philadelphia this upcoming week.
2 Out of 3 Ain’t Bad
Which is worse? Watching Meatloaf sweat while singing a sappy, overreaching love song, or watching Hillary lecture Donald Trump about how he bigly badly he treats women?