Obama Fiddles While Archduke Assasinated

Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing.  And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov.  Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.

High Noon Shootout At The Not So OK DNC Coral

From Townhall, “Brazile Says Trump ‘Weaponized’ The DNC’s Hacked Emails“.

In her Sunday interview, Brazile doubled down on the hacks and blamed President-elect Donald Trump for using their compromised emails for political purposes.

“The emails were weaponized,” she insists. “Donald Trump used this information in ways to also sow division. I was very disappointed in his repeated usage some of the stolen information. He used it as if he received daily talking points.”

So tell me Donna, don’t I remember the Dems taking a tape of Mitt Romney referring to the ‘infamous 47 percent’ and use it to put Mittens down like a dog–speaking of which, that poor old car top riding hound of his was used for the coup de gras. And speaking of nukes, how about that ‘Access Hollywood’ tape they dropped on Trump? I don’t think they were playing beanbag, do you?

Who Let the Monkeys Out?

After an eight year hiatus in which monkey references were considered racist when discussing  a President, liberal democrats see fit to release those monkeys again.  SNL Likens Trump to Monkey with Machine Gun.  So as long as it is now acceptable by Liberal Democratic Standards to refer to Presidents as monkeys, we’ll open a new category – “Monkeyshines”.

Here’s the first installment from our scrapbook of all things monkey.

Daily Darwin – Belly Flop Fail

Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher.  Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Advice to Dems – Keep Calm and Blame Russia

You know those crazy Dems, never let a good slogan, or a good crisis,  go to waste. 

So what is this Keep Calm and Carry On thing all about then?

The Ministry of Information was formed by the British Government as the department responsible for publicity and propaganda during the Second World War. In late 1939 after the outbreak of the war, the MOI was appointed by the British Government to design a number of morale boosting posters that would be displayed across the British Isles during the testing times that lay ahead.

With a bold coloured background, the posters were required to be similar in style and feature the symbolic crown of King George VI along with a simple yet effective font. The first two posters, ‘Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution will Bring Us Victory’ and ‘Freedom is in Peril’ were produced by His Majesty’s Stationery Office (HMSO).