First the “Ice Bucket” Challenge went viral, then it was the “Plastic Bag” Challenge. Now it’s the “Stoopid Challenge” and nobody knows how that bad boy is gonna work out.
**Stoopid is Stupid on Steroids
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Civil War – Snowflake Style
Follow me you LGBTQ+ revolutionaries!! “Come on you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?”
Memo To John Podesta – ‘Effing Suck It Up
John Podesta is having a hissy fit in today’s WashingtonPost’s venting, “Something is deeply broken at the FBI“. He spews,
The more we learn about the Russian plot to sabotage Hillary Clinton’s campaign and elect Donald Trump, and the failure of the FBI to adequately
respond, the more shocking it gets. The former acting director of the CIA has called the Russian cyberattack “the political equivalent of 9/11.” Just as after the real 9/11, we need a robust, independent investigation into what went wrong inside the government and how to better protect our country in the future.
Well, John, compared to your previous job description and duties, it’s obvious you have way too much time on your hands. I suggest two possibilities to help you fill the empty hours: 1) Download ‘Tinfoil’ hat construction techniques and begin practicing, and 2) Start on that great American novel you have always
yearned to write. Call it, “The Siberian Candidate – How Donald Trump with the Help of Vlad Putin and the KGB Stole the Election From My Boss, Hillary Clinton, Who was Entitled to be the First Woman President of the United States, but that misogynist Donald Trump Grabbed Her By the Emails (I mean Femails) and Kept Her (Us) From Our Destiny.”
Or, you could just ‘effing suck it up, John.
Gary Busey – The Man Vs. the Meme
I’d say something profound like “art imitates life”, but crap, I think Busey has the same jacket on in both pictures. This guys art is his life.
Got Hate? Got Unpaid Taxes?
Al Sharpton’s got it all going on. About those taxes, Al…. Maybe you can rent that upper lip out for advertising and raise some ‘Benjamins‘ to pay the man.
Investing In America
Here’s another good reason to invest in Donald Trump’s America. Why? Because John Deere has just expanded it’s product line to include its new SJW Removal tools. Even the smallest community will need at least one. Deere claims the new equipment has proven cost effective and, they note, it never needs hay.
Daily Darwin – That Retarded Genome
Darwin understands that it is no longer Politically Correct to use the term retard, but feels that the term is sometimes justified when used to point out how inappropriate use of equipment (i.e. trying for a wheelie on a snow machine in the grass, no less) very often results in crushed genomes leading to retardation of the retard after the fact. Very scientific.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
