“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Darwin’s Ladder Brigade (01)

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From time to time Darwin comes across a category of genome chlorination that is unto itself and  most worthy of special recognition.  It has to ‘rise above’ the crowd.  It has to be even more strikingly stupid than Warren Beatty announcing the wrong “Best Picture Award” at this year’s Oscars.  That special category is – Darwin’s Ladder Brigade.

#NiteWithoutOscar

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Do you really, really need to watch the Oscars?  Naw.

Just say No.  Turn off the TV.  Read a book.  BBQ in your backyard.  Go for a walk.  Call a friend.  Call your mother, father, brother, sister.  Call grandma.  Write a letter (on real paper with a real pen).  Give your dog a bath.  Give yourself a bath, exfoliate.  Go to the shooting range–expend ammunition.  The list is limited only by your creativity….

Daily Darwin – Too ‘Tired’ To Go On

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Darwin chuckles, ironically, that having your genomes ‘flattened’ by a runaway tire is like getting hit by lightning, having a meteor fall on your head, or making a video that goes viral.  With the exception of perhaps, winning the lottery, Darwin notes that odds like that never work out well for the overall ‘health and happiness’ of your genomes.  Here’s the result of the ‘viral video’.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N57hsxoegQ

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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A Clown Goes to Washington

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Clowns, by their very nature, are not usually political activists.  However, when provoked by a bickering, elitist, partisan, do-nothing, hypocritical, obstructionist Congress, some clowns are willing to make an exception.  That exception, my friends, is always the one that proves the rule, “Politics is all about who’s axe gets gory.”