WTF
Bear Spray Douche
Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to relieve his jock itch. Hmmm. There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.
A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he
had somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.
The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.
“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.
No Recess for Snowflakes
It looks like a Kid Paradise to me.
WTF – Not Your Grandpa’s Speedo
This is your only warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson. Click the “Read More” on if you dare.
New ISIS Recruitment Video Surfaces
The Obama Administration and Hillary Clinton just uncovered the “real” video that they claim provoked the Orlando Pulse Nightclub Radical Islamic Massacre. Unfortunately, because of the influence of their TransGender, Cosplaying constituency, the import of this video has been downplayed.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Morning Commute
Darwin points out correctly, that unless you have the Mountain Goat genome spliced into your own Human Genome this may be a drive to miss.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
In Keeping With Food Theme – KFC Recipe Revealed
The Chicago Tribune reports that we “may” have inadvertently learned the 75 year old secret of Colonel Sanders magic chicken elixir. In the Tribune article, “KFC recipe revealed? Tribune shown family scrapbook with 11 herbs and spices“, they report.
So many stories have been told about Colonel Sanders and his Kentucky Fried Chicken, it’s impossible to know where the truth ends and the fiction begins.
This is one of those stories. A mix of memory, mystery and a pinch of “what if?” It involves one of the best-kept culinary secrets of all time, and the man who’s arguably the original celebrity chef.
Long story, short. The author of this article gets to see the family scrapbook, and behold.
But what I’m really interested in is the handwritten note on the back of the document. At the top of the page, in blue ink, it reads, “11 Spices — Mix With 2 Cups White Fl.” That’s followed by an enumerated list of herbs and spices. Eleven herbs and spices. And the measurements for each.
