Oh, Kelleyanne – You Seem So At Home

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Liberals, Democrats and Pundits raged about Kelleyanne’s now infamous ‘couch pic’.  Oh the horror of her feet on the furniture in the Oval Office.  Couchgate, they shout!! Here’s Kelleyanne!

What! Did she take her pose on the couch so that she could catch the pose of the President’s White House visitors?  Hmmm.

But wait. We find the previous occupant of the Oval really had a thing for feet on furniture. Would it be racist or sexist to point out no one in the Media or Democratic Party called him out for disrespecting the Oval Office? Here’s Barack in his most ‘footsome’ posing.

AGW – ‘You’re So Vain’, DiCaprio Style – updated

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Well, I guess the whole ‘effing AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) thing isn’t as important as Leonardo DiCaprio’s Oscar eyebrows.  This hypocritical bit of vanity is from the Independent, “Leonardo DiCaprio flew eyebrow artist 7,500 miles to do his brows for the Oscars“.  Add those 5 tons of CO2 to the wacky-weed in your pipe and puff away, Leo.

How much effort do you put into the appearance of your eyebrows? Tinting? Threading? Pencilling in? Plucking the strays? Or perhaps nothing at all?

Well if you’re an A-lister with the eyes of the world watching, it seems no length is too extreme to ensure your brows are perfect.

Australian eyebrow-artist to the stars Sharon-Lee Hamilton was flown from Sydney to Los Angeles to tend to a select few celebrities’ brows before the 2017 Oscars.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire are reportedly two members of the Hollywood elite who insisted on Hamilton flying the 7,500 across the Pacific Ocean, despite DiCaprio’s environmental stance.

Carly Simon – “You’re So Vain”

**Update: The UK Independent has officially retracted their report