Hillary Clinton’s old Secret Service codename, “Evergreen”, has been changed to reflect the times. The new moniker is “Handrails”. Seems fitting. In case you were wondering Donald Trump’s codename is “Mogul” not “Mr. Bighair”.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Do Be a Debate Dog
Gear up because the ‘stuffs gonna fly. Hillary invited Mark Cuban (notorious Trumpophobic) to Monday night’s Presidential Debate and The “Donald” responded by inviting Gennifer Flowers (notorious buxom Bill Clinton 
paramour). And depending on the number of front row seats Trump has, he most certainly will invite Monica, Juanita, Kathleen, and Dolly.
Just in case the above ladies have a previous engagement, there are rumors that Trump will do a Clint Eastwood empty seat deal with name tags on them.
For that matter, Trump has a plethora of choices to get inside Hillary’s head. It wouldn’t be that hard for him to fill up the entire front row with Bill’s previous dalliances. Let’s see, you have, in reserve, Paula, Maria, Belinda, Naomi, Markie, Patricia, Elizabeth, Sally….
Remaking Hillary’s Image for the Presidential Debate
Makeup and Hair are going to have a real challenge getting Hillary ready for Monday’s Presidential Debate.
Justice Can Be Poetic
There are times when Justice is neither swift, nor sure. But then there are those glorious times when Justice waxes poetic.
Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All
Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Metaphorically Speaking
This could be the metaphorical image of the true legacy of the Barack H. Obama Presidency.
Results of Hillary’s Chest X-Ray
Doctors released the results of Hillary’s Chest X-ray today, but due to unforeseen circumstances were unable to attend the Press Conference explaining the results.
The unforeseen circumstances.
Daily Darwin – That Damn Selfie Genome
Darwin notes that you should never get your genomes between a Terrorist and his iPhone while he’s taking a ‘selfie’, especially if said rocket scientist has grabbed the detonation iPhone. Boom….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xm6Ijn8v-s
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Trump vs. Hillary WWF Cage Match Press Conferences
The Press Corps was dodging chairs, water bottles, and sweaty insults during a the days worth of dueling press conferences.
