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Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply
Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found. Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”
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Monday Morning Schadenfreude – Kneeling 49ers Now 0-6
As reported by the Gateway Pundit, “49ers Booed as They Kneel For Anthem AGAIN – Lose SIXTH Straight Game in a Row.”