Daily Darwin – Too ‘Tired’ To Go On

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Darwin chuckles, ironically, that having your genomes ‘flattened’ by a runaway tire is like getting hit by lightning, having a meteor fall on your head, or making a video that goes viral.  With the exception of perhaps, winning the lottery, Darwin notes that odds like that never work out well for the overall ‘health and happiness’ of your genomes.  Here’s the result of the ‘viral video’.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N57hsxoegQ

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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A Clown Goes to Washington

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Clowns, by their very nature, are not usually political activists.  However, when provoked by a bickering, elitist, partisan, do-nothing, hypocritical, obstructionist Congress, some clowns are willing to make an exception.  That exception, my friends, is always the one that proves the rule, “Politics is all about who’s axe gets gory.”

 

Hillary Peddles Topless Pics to Pay for Bill’s Bimbo Bills

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When President Trump started “Draining the Swamp” and donations dried up at the Clinton Foundation, Hillary was forced to find a new way to pay Bill’s Bimbo bills.  She’s currently taking pre-orders online for the her first mass market print called, “Hillary: Armored Bitch – Tooth, Nails and Tits”.

“Hillary: Armored Bitch – Tooth, Nails and Tits”

**FakeNewsAlert**

Washington Post Fears Passive-Aggressive Trump White House Press Office

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Here’s what the Washington Post writes, “Has the White House press office’s silence become a weapon in its war on the media?”  Oh Nooo’s!  They won’t talk to me.

An eye-opening sentence has appeared in several important news stories about the Trump administration in recent days: The White House did not respond to requests for comment.

Not “the White House declined to comment” or “We’ll get right back to you.” But no response at all when reporters have asked for the White House’s take on developments.

So here’s what I tell ’em. Suck it up Buttercup because I, too, know how it feels to be ignored. I send email after email to the Washington Post asking them for comment on why their Donald Trump coverage is so tainted with liberal bias, and whether it is John Podesta or Robby Mook that is providing them their talking points, but all I hear from them is ‘crickets’.

I’ve also asked them to confirm that Kate Walsh is their insider leaker source. And still more crickets. Why?

The Press’ New Bitch – Johnny ‘Maverick 2.0’ McCain

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Little Johnny ‘Maverick 2.0’ McCain, in an effort to regain relevance, get attention from the MSM again, and to prove his ‘little dick’ is bigger than Donald Trump’s ‘little hands’, decided to violate one of the core principles of U.S. Foreign Policy protocol – talk trash about the President when overseas.  How passive-aggressive you are, Little Johnny Maverick 2.0.

CBS News gleefully reports, “John McCain blasts Trump in Munich speech“.

Republican Sen. John McCain delivered a withering critique of President Donald Trump in a speech Friday that highlighted fractures within the GOP as the new administration struggles to overcome a chaotic start.

Speaking in Germany at the Munich Security Conference, McCain didn’t mention the president’s name, according to the prepared text, while he lamented a shift in the United States and Europe away from the “universal values” that forged the Western alliance seven decades ago. McCain is the chairman of the Armed Services Committee.

Here’s Johnny caught during some of his finest hours.