“That’s Gotta Hurt”
AGW – Golf, Canadian Style
It’s cold enough out there to freeze the balls off a Canadian golfer. Eh?
Daily Darwin – Genome Buster
Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals – and other personal parts.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin’s Ladder Brigade (01)
From time to time Darwin comes across a category of genome chlorination that is unto itself and most worthy of special recognition. It has to ‘rise above’ the crowd. It has to be even more strikingly stupid than Warren Beatty announcing the wrong “Best Picture Award” at this year’s Oscars. That special category is – Darwin’s Ladder Brigade.
Macky’s Back In Town
“Oh the shark, babe. Has such teeth, dear…”
Bobby Darin – “Mack the Knife”
#NiteWithoutOscar
Do you really, really need to watch the Oscars? Naw.
Just say No. Turn off the TV. Read a book. BBQ in your backyard. Go for a walk. Call a friend. Call your mother, father, brother, sister. Call grandma. Write a letter (on real paper with a real pen). Give your dog a bath. Give yourself a bath, exfoliate. Go to the shooting range–expend ammunition. The list is limited only by your creativity….
