“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Daily Darwin – Too ‘Tired’ To Go On

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Darwin chuckles, ironically, that having your genomes ‘flattened’ by a runaway tire is like getting hit by lightning, having a meteor fall on your head, or making a video that goes viral.  With the exception of perhaps, winning the lottery, Darwin notes that odds like that never work out well for the overall ‘health and happiness’ of your genomes.  Here’s the result of the ‘viral video’.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N57hsxoegQ

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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A Clown Goes to Washington

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Clowns, by their very nature, are not usually political activists.  However, when provoked by a bickering, elitist, partisan, do-nothing, hypocritical, obstructionist Congress, some clowns are willing to make an exception.  That exception, my friends, is always the one that proves the rule, “Politics is all about who’s axe gets gory.”

 

Hillary Peddles Topless Pics to Pay for Bill’s Bimbo Bills

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When President Trump started “Draining the Swamp” and donations dried up at the Clinton Foundation, Hillary was forced to find a new way to pay Bill’s Bimbo bills.  She’s currently taking pre-orders online for the her first mass market print called, “Hillary: Armored Bitch – Tooth, Nails and Tits”.

“Hillary: Armored Bitch – Tooth, Nails and Tits”

**FakeNewsAlert**

Daily Darwin – No Passing Zone Violation

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Darwin sadly notes that when one’s genomes get ejected  from the game for a “No Passing Zone” violation, it’s usually a career ending foul.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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