rainmanDarwin curiously inquired about today’s picnic fare – were flambéed or toasted genomes included on the menu?
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
There can be no coexistence.
With a little more effort the only thing California will grow or produce is Mexicans. Forget about cows (Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner) ’cause “California’s New Cow Fart Regulations Totally Stink“.
“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” said Gov. Jerry Brown said in a statement when he signed the bill in September, against the wishes of the state’s farmers.
The law won’t stop cows from farting, of course, because cows are notoriously disrespectful of human-passed laws. Instead, it will make life more difficult for dairy farmers in California.
California used to be the land of “fruits and nuts“, but with their penchant for regulations it’s soon going to be the “land of sand and sagebrush”. And Mexicans.
Donald Trump’s Cincinnati speech last night was a hoot, but you really should watch this parody, “The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”. You really should.
The Charlotte Observer reports that the, “District attorney exonerates officer, denounces rumors in killing of Keith Scott“.
In an emphatic declaration, Mecklenburg District Attorney Andrew Murray said Wednesday he found no legal wrongdoing in the shooting death of a
Charlotte man by police, and denounced pervasive rumors spread by social media about the case.
“I’m extremely convinced that Mr. Vinson’s use of deadly force was lawful,” Murray said.
In another story that reports on the protests following the revelations, The Charlotte Observer writes,
Four people were arrested following protests Wednesday night in uptown Charlotte after the county’s top prosecutor said no charges would be filed against the Charlotte-Mecklenburg police officer who fatally shot Keith Lamont Scott.
And, of course, this provokes me to ask the age old question, “How do you ‘top a train?” Obviously, the answer is, “You ‘tep on the brake, ‘tupid!” Drumroll, please.
Darwin notes that the truck driver here violated the First Rule of Trucking, namely “squash the ‘effing deer”. Or put another way, trying to dodge a obstacle in a ‘big rig’ never works out well for someone’s genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
