Justin Trudeau, Fakir

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We’re looking forward to more great headlines and kooky liberal pandering from Canadian Prime Minister Justin “Bollywood” Trudeau. Does he look great or what?  That little hand-thing he’s got going on is simply precious.

The DailyMail reports, “Justin Trudeau is ridiculed by Indians for his ‘fake, tacky and annoying’ wardrobe of traditional outfits – and finally dons a suit after criticism“.

Justin Trudeau has been ridiculed on social media by Indians for his ‘tacky’ and over the top outfit choices while on his first visit to their nation as Prime Minister.

Ministers, authors, journalists and ordinary Indians lined up to mock him on Wednesday, saying his wardrobe was ‘fake and annoying’.

#CroakingHillary Croaks

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Perhaps we’ll change Hillary’s moniker from #CrookedHillary to #CroakingHillary. Do not confuse the “Croaking” part of #CroakingHillary with any wish for ill to befall the former Secretary of State and failed Presidential candidate, but only to refer to the sounds that emanate from her mouth.

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FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

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Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.

Broward County Sheriff Demagogues Guns, Deflects Responsibility

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Broward County Sheriff, Scott J. Israel, refused to take any responsibility for the horrific Parkland School shooting incident. When NRA Spokesperson, Dana Loesch, attempted to point out the failed Law Enforcement interactions, Israel shouted her down.

Here are some links to help refresh the Sheriffs recall of the reporting.

CNN: Law Enforcement Went To Nikolas Cruz’s Home 39 Times Over …

Deputies called to suspected shooter’s home 39 times over seven …

Records: Numerous missed opportunities to alter Florida shooter’s path

What the FBI Knew About the Accused Florida School Shooter | Time

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Nancy ‘Crumbs’ Pelosi’s Newest Border Security Plan – “Mow The Grass”

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Wat???  Nancy’s latest suggestion personifies the effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome – dementia mixed with desperation.

“Well, I’m not the wall’s biggest advocate in Congress, but I do know that representatives in the House and Senators in that body from the border wall areas have some serious objection to a wall because they know how detrimental it can be to the community trade, to all of the other aspects of a border.” But again, lets sit down and talk things through and see what makes sense. Not some commitment to a promise that we’re going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. That’s never going to happen. Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do, or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass, that’s something, levies, technology, personnel.”

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Nancy Pelosi – “No Wall needed, Mow the grass.”

Nancy, you are the gift that just keeps on giving. Thank you for what you do.

Daily Darwin – Hey Guys! Take The New ‘Firecracker Challege’

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Darwin, while rolling on the floor laughing his ass off, says guys, really? You’re actually going to place explosives next to your ‘ownliest’ genome jewels and then explode them. The explosives, that is. And obviously your jewels too. You know the ones that are parked right next to the explosive. You know it’s not going to work out well, right? But the ‘clicks’ are worth it? OK, then. Whatever lights your fire. You will definitely not be polluting the old gene pool.  How do you spell eunuch? E U N U C H.  What’s that spell? Y O U.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Fake News or Fact, Jake Tapper

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