Daily Darwin – Little Princesses Shouldn’t Play With Fire

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Darwin hypothesizes that the eyelash genome was not made to mingle with fire of any sort.  The proof of his hypothesis follows.  Enjoy.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Eeewww!! Chinese Puppy Chow

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Gag on this morsel from Channel NewsAsia, “China’s dog meat festival opens despite ban rumours“.

A notorious Chinese dog meat festival opened on Wednesday (Jun 21) with sellers torching the hair off carcasses, butchers chopping slabs of canines and cooks frying up dishes, dispelling rumours that authorities would ban sales this year.

After earlier reports of a sales ban at the summer solstice event in the southern city of Yulin, animal rights groups said vendors and officials reached a compromise and set a limit of two dogs on display per stall.

But multiple carcasses rested on several stalls at two markets, with stiff pointy tails, leathery yellow skin, eyes shut and bared teeth as if in a final growl.

Here’s the real deal puppy chow, not that gross and disgusting chow made from, well, chow chows.

Every Picture Tells a Story

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The Wall Street Journal headline explains the sad, sad faces on the CNN Election crew, “GOP’s Karen Handel Beats Democrat Jon Ossoff in Georgia“.  Every picture does tell a story, don’t it?

Rod Stewart – “Every Picture Tells a Story”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqRWA35INOc

Some Advice for Lena Dunham

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The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….

Argh! My eyes!

This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!