“We’re All Gonna Die”

Fake News Shit Storm

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From Breitbart, “Fake News King Brian Williams Leads Charge Against ‘Fake News’“.

Fake journalist Brian Williams, who was suspended from the NBC Nightly News anchor slot for reporting fake news and lost the job altogether — and is now relegated to an MSNBC position — slammed fake news on MSNBC on Thursday.

“Fake news played a role in this election and continues to find a wide audience,” Williams said, before attacking retired Army Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn—President-elect Donald Trump’s National Security Adviser—and Breitbart News Network.

Watch out for that RPG Brian.

Daily Darwin – Keeping Your Head

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Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Make America Steak Again

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With a little more effort the only thing California will grow or produce is Mexicans.  Forget about cows (Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner) ’cause “California’s New Cow Fart Regulations Totally Stink“.

make_america_steak_again“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” said Gov. Jerry Brown said in a statement when he signed the bill in September, against the wishes of the state’s farmers.

The law won’t stop cows from farting, of course, because cows are notoriously disrespectful of human-passed laws. Instead, it will make life more difficult for dairy farmers in California.

California used to be the land of “fruits and nuts“, but with their penchant for regulations it’s soon going to be the “land of sand and sagebrush”.  And Mexicans.

Lock Her Up Reprise

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According to Bloomberg Hillary “Clinton Plan[s] to Join [Jill Stein’s] Recount – Draws ’Sore Loser’ Jibe from Trump“.

hillary_hit_stop_button_b4_voting Hillary Clinton’s campaign lawyer announced plans to participate in vote recounts of Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan if they take place, yet doesn’t expect to overturn the election of Donald Trump as president.

My suggestion for President Elect Trump, is to reprise his call to “Lock Her Up”.  All he has to do is let Attorney General Jeff Sessions, both Republican Houses of Congress, the FBI, the rest of the DOJ, and all other appropriate and involved ‘Alphabet’ Agencies, including local jurisdictions, know that he believes that “Lady Justice” is impartial, fair and sure. So that no matter what one’s station in life is, Hillary, Bill, Huma, John, Cheryl et al., Justice will be served.  Best cold and slow, says I.