These days, the idea of mingling closely with our evolutionary cousins is best left to movies like War For the Planet of the Apes, but humans didn’t always feel that way. According to a recent genetic analysis of modern humans, our ancestors who lived in Africa thousands of years ago got it on with early hominin species that weren’t Homo sapiens. Evidence of these carnal trysts, found in samples of their saliva, presents the unpalatable possibility that interbreeding wasn’t just a random occurrence — but the norm.
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The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update
Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.” Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….
And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.
Dazed and Confused – Dog Rescuer
It looks like he rescued the extremely endangered “Bearded Horny-goat Dog”. It also looks as though he’s on his way to audition for the newest Harry Potter sequel, “Harry Potter and the Lost Summer of Love.”
Edward Scissorhand’s Cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool
Edward Scissorhands – (Trailer 1990)
No Helmet, A Bicycle, A Stick and No Notion of Newton’s First Law
No Helmet, A Bicycle, A Stick and No Notion of Newton’s First Law… What could go wrong??
Chiraq – Still Plowing From the 4th of July Holiday Storm
July Month To Date stats from HeyJackass.com