Forget the Chalk – Gimme the Doh

Trump Play-Doh Safe Space Deraignment Syndrome (TPDSSDS) has be born.  See.  Donald Trump is creating even more new jobs before Inauguration Day.  To solve the TPDSSDS crisis, you gotta have Therapists, and ‘binky’ washers,  and safety pin distribution experts,  interventionists, and coddlers, and grievances communicators–But wait, there’s even more.  You have to Expert Media Consultants to be talking heads on cable….

 

Brian ‘Milli Vanilli’ Williams

Milli Vanilli  “became one of the most popular pop acts in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their success quickly turned to infamy when Morvan, Pilatus and their agent Sergio Vendero confessed that Morvan and Pilatus did not actually sing any of the vocals heard on the record.”

So, kiddies, you see why Brian has his new middle name. And here’s a few more wonderful examples of FakeNews brought to you by your favs, Brian and Hillary.

#Whiners – Getting Ready for Trump’s Inauguration

All of Hill and Jill’s and Bern’s snowflakes are stocking up on riot ‘binkies‘ so they can show up in force to disrupt Donald J. Trump’s inauguration festivities.  I can’t wait to see Donald’s ‘ Gray Panthers ‘ put the melt to Hill’s snowflakes.

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